COPY + CONTENT FOR BRANDS THAT WANT TO STAND OUT

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Creating comedic and converting content for your brand.

i create content THAT WIll engage and entertain

WORKING WITH me is like having Ryan Reynolds and Wednesday Addams on the payroll.


Talk about big bang for your buck.

long story short

MY INTERNET POPULARITY CONTEST RANKING

@knowcourtneynoe

10.8K FOLLOWERS | NANO INFLUENCER | 8.5% ENG RATE

*stats from LATER.COM

@knowcourtneynoe

2.1K FOLLOWERS

HI HELLO, I’m COURTNEY

A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll. I'm a lifelong writer, self proclaimed black sheep and multi-faceted creative with a strong vision and work ethic. I have an extensive background as a copywriter in entertainment, fashion, restaurants and health & fitness- but don't let that fool ya, I can write anything and everything, including hate mail, songs, skits and a strongly worded letter. Now that's what I call range, baby.


Extra perks- I'm a comedian, singer and actor. An all around entertainer, if you will. I am always on the pulse of pop culture and a natural born storyteller.


In the words of Hannah Montana (is my millennial showing?), you get the best of both worlds.


Based in Los Angeles. I might be the only person here who walks and wears copious amounts of sunscreen.

HERE TO Serve

Unlike that popcorn blouse that was all the rage in the early 2000s, this is not a one-size-fits-all operation. We are custom couture only. Why? Because I cannot fathom doing something half ass, let alone unoriginal. Your business is unique and constantly changing, as is the online space. As such, I strive to always provide a personalised and unique experience- that also converts. Bang for buck, baby.

COPY &

CONTENT WRITING

AI has never experienced the disappointment of not getting an easy bake oven for Christmas. I have. Plus, I’m funny, and honey, you can’t fake funny.

UGC &

CONTENT CREATION

Content strategically crafted for your brand that will garner ROAS and low CPCs. How? Psychological principles paired with humor. Unforgettable, that’s what you’ll be.

SOCIAL MEDIA & STRATEGY

This whole internet, branding, content, entertainment, advertising thing can be a wee bit overwhelming. Here’s a paper sack. Breathe. I got you.

EVENTS &

EXPERIENTIAL

The easiest way to sell is to let people see it, touch it, feel it and taste it. Be one with the people. Let me help you go offline for a bit and do the IRL thing.

CURRENT & PREVIOUS CLIENTS

PORTFOLIO

COPY & CONTENT

UGC & CONTENT CREATION

SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGEMENT

EXPERIENTIAL MARKETING

ADS SO ORGANIC ERWHON IS JEALOUS

why WORK WITH me?

I’m not over here just tap, tap, tapping away on my keyboard, crossing my fingers the alphabet I'm stringing together is going to convert for you.


Everything I create has psychological principles, human connection philosophies, marketing strategies and best-practices at play.


It’s not magic (it's practical...get it?). Jokes aside, it’s marketing — at its finest, and with me behind the wheel, it's anything but boring.

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This isn’t a side hustle. I am a trained copywriter with 8 years of real work experience. Aside from my B.A. in Arts & Letters and minor in English, I was mentored by copywriting and marketing extraordinaire, Alex Cattoni.

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I’m as reliable as death and taxes. If I say I’m going to do it- I do it. And I do it well. In the words of Olivia Pope (Scandal fans unite), “it’s handled”.

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My turnaround times are fast. You’ll get your proofs + drafts lickety split, without sacrificing quality. Just don’t ask how long it takes me to run a mile. I’m built like a corgi- smol legs = slow pace.

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No bullshit. With me you can bid adieu to overpromising and under-delivering, ultra delayed + cryptic communications, and missed deadlines. If you want honesty, transparency and a work ethic so strong it has the Incredible Hulk shaking in his boots, then I’m your gal.

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I get results. I’m not here to mess around. The whole point of my business is to elevate your business. If you’re cutting me a check to do the damn thing, then I’m going to do the damn thing. No ifs, ands or buts. And I’ve got the receipts to prove it.

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One stop shop. I am an entertainer who innately understands how to...you guessed it, entertain, (and keep ‘em entertained) in addition to the psychological principles of marketing. Instead of going through an agency who would hire me to either write the copy or be the on-screen talent, you get both, for a fraction of the cost, a much quicker turnaround and a seamless work flow.

I’M REALLY F*&^ING GOOD AT WHAT I DO- BUT DON’T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

UNSOLICITED WORDS FROM CLIENTS

Vertical Line

WORDS FROM strangers on the internet

UGC RATES & BUNDLES

UGC SO SEAMLESS AND STRATEGIC THEY WON’T EVEN KNOW IT’S AN AD

$200

1 VIDEO CONCEPT

$450

3 VIDEO CONCEPTs

5 VIDEO CONCEPTS

$800

*3 MONTHS OF USAGE RIGHTS INCLUDED IN BASE RATES

Retainers and custom bundles available upon request.


Let’s get on a call to discuss your pain points and goals.


It’s like therapy but less traumatic.

A LA CARTE

RAW FOOTAGE

ADDT’L HOOKS & CTAS

+50% base rate

$50/ each

whitelisting / SPARK

organic CONCEPTS

+30% base rate/ month

$200/ CONCEPT

ADDT’L USAGE RIGHTS

+3 mo/+30% | +6 mo/+50%

THE A, B, C, D TEST BUNDLE

$1200

16 AD

VARIATIONS

*savings of $2000!

2 base concepts

4 hooks

2 CTA’S

1 static graphic ad

1 revision

creative research & strategy

COMPETITOR RESEARCH + AUDIENCE LANDSCAPE

THE Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3 bundle

$2600

32 AD

VARIATIONS

*savings of $3800!

4 base concepts

4 hooks

2 CTA’S

1 static graphic ad

1 revision

creative research & strategy

COMPETITOR RESEARCH + AUDIENCE LANDSCAPE

It’s an ad, duh package

$3800

ONE STOP

SHOP

COncepts & storyboarding

HOOKS & CTA’S

SCRIPTING

SET DESIGN & wardrobe STYLING