COPY + CONTENT FOR BRANDS THAT WANT TO STAND OUT

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Creating comedic and converting content for your brand.

i create content THAT WIll engage and entertain

WORKING WITH me is like having Ryan Reynolds and Wednesday Addams on the payroll.


Talk about big bang for your buck.

long story short

MY INTERNET POPULARITY CONTEST RANKING

@knowcourtneynoe

10.8K FOLLOWERS | NANO INFLUENCER | 8.5% ENG RATE

*stats from LATER.COM

@knowcourtneynoe

2.1K FOLLOWERS

HI HELLO, I’m COURTNEY

A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll. I'm a lifelong writer, self proclaimed black sheep and multi-faceted creative with a strong vision and work ethic. I have an extensive background as a copywriter in entertainment, fashion, restaurants and health & fitness- but don't let that fool ya, I can write anything and everything, including hate mail, songs, skits and a strongly worded letter. Now that's what I call range, baby.


Extra perks- I'm a comedian, singer and actor. An all around entertainer, if you will. I am always on the pulse of pop culture and a natural born storyteller.


In the words of Hannah Montana (is my millennial showing?), you get the best of both worlds.


Based in Los Angeles. I might be the only person here who walks and wears copious amounts of sunscreen.

HERE TO Serve

Unlike that popcorn blouse that was all the rage in the early 2000s, this is not a one-size-fits-all operation. We are custom couture only. Why? Because I cannot fathom doing something half ass, let alone unoriginal. Your business is unique and constantly changing, as is the online space. As such, I strive to always provide a personalised and unique experience- that also converts. Bang for buck, baby.

COPY &

CONTENT WRITING

AI has never experienced the disappointment of not getting an easy bake oven for Christmas. I have. Plus, I’m funny, and honey, you can’t fake funny.

UGC &

CONTENT CREATION

Content strategically crafted for your brand that will garner ROAS and low CPCs. How? Psychological principles paired with humor. Unforgettable, that’s what you’ll be.

SOCIAL MEDIA & STRATEGY

This whole internet, branding, content, entertainment, advertising thing can be a wee bit overwhelming. Here’s a paper sack. Breathe. I got you.

EVENTS &

EXPERIENTIAL

The easiest way to sell is to let people see it, touch it, feel it and taste it. Be one with the people. Let me help you go offline for a bit and do the IRL thing.

CURRENT & PREVIOUS CLIENTS

ADS SO ORGANIC ERWHON IS JEALOUS

why WORK WITH me?

I’m not over here just tap, tap, tapping away on my keyboard, crossing my fingers the alphabet I'm stringing together is going to convert for you.


Everything I create has psychological principles, human connection philosophies, marketing strategies and best-practices at play.


It’s not magic (it's practical...get it?). Jokes aside, it’s marketing — at its finest, and with me behind the wheel, it's anything but boring.

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This isn’t a side hustle. I am a trained copywriter with 8 years of real work experience. Aside from my B.A. in Arts & Letters and minor in English, I was mentored by copywriting and marketing extraordinaire, Alex Cattoni.

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I’m as reliable as death and taxes. If I say I’m going to do it- I do it. And I do it well. In the words of Olivia Pope (Scandal fans unite), “it’s handled”.

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My turnaround times are fast. You’ll get your proofs + drafts lickety split, without sacrificing quality. Just don’t ask how long it takes me to run a mile. I’m built like a corgi- smol legs = slow pace.

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No bullshit. With me you can bid adieu to overpromising and under-delivering, ultra delayed + cryptic communications, and missed deadlines. If you want honesty, transparency and a work ethic so strong it has the Incredible Hulk shaking in his boots, then I’m your gal.

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I get results. I’m not here to mess around. The whole point of my business is to elevate your business. If you’re cutting me a check to do the damn thing, then I’m going to do the damn thing. No ifs, ands or buts. And I’ve got the receipts to prove it.

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One stop shop. I am an entertainer who innately understands how to...you guessed it, entertain, (and keep ‘em entertained) in addition to the psychological principles of marketing. Instead of going through an agency who would hire me to either write the copy or be the on-screen talent, you get both, for a fraction of the cost, a much quicker turnaround and a seamless work flow.

I’M REALLY F*&^ING GOOD AT WHAT I DO- BUT DON’T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

UNSOLICITED WORDS FROM CLIENTS

Vertical Line

WORDS FROM strangers on the internet

GET YOU A GAL WHO CAN DO BOTH

THE Process

THIS IS HOW WE DO IT

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STRATEGY & SERVICE

I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I KNOW ALL THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR BRAND AND AUDIENCE DEMOGRAPHIC.

BRAND RESEARCH

AUDIENCE LANDSCAPE

CONCEPT+ DRAFT OR SCHEDULE

FILM/EDIT*

WATERMARK DELIERABLES*



*CONTENT/UGC/SOCIAL PACKAGES

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DELIVERY

THE WHOLE SHABANG. SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED-IT’S YOURS.

INVOICE

FULL DELIVERY + REVISION(S)

CONTENT FEEDBACK

PERFORMANCE FEEDBACK

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ONBOARDING

IF ALL GOES WELL DURING OUR INITIAL CONSULTATION, WE’LL TAKE IT TO THE NEXT STEP. IT’S GETTING SERIOUS.

DISCOVERY CALL

BRAND QUESTIONNAIRE

PROPOSAL / BRIEF

CONTRACT + 50% DEPOSIT

CLIENT SENDS PRODUCT (IF APPLICABLE)

SHALL WE?

courtney@courtneykittel.com

Let’s ZHUZH your BIZ!

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

If you want your marketing plan to be infused with proven strategies and personality- then I’m your gal. If you want someone who has watched a couple TikToks and thinks this is a get rich quick job, then keep it moving. This is custom couture, remember? Not fast fashion.

courtney@courtneykittel.com

Kind Words from Past Clients

STEPHANIE YOCUM

SR MARKETNG Director KONNECT AGENCY

“Collaborating with Courtney has been a game-changer for us. Her work ethic is unparalleled, consistently meeting deadlines with an obsession for detail and delivering. What sets her apart is her seamless incorporation of pop culture references, making the content not only engaging but also incredibly relevant. Her content showcases a rare combination of creativity, comedy and strategic thinking. Courtney is a true asset to any project!”

JOCELYN CUNANAN

SR ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE

AYATANA XP

“Courtney is a marketing dream come true. Her all-encompassing approach is a one-stop shop that not only saves valuable time but maximizes marketing dollars. From attention-grabbing scripts to clever visuals and copy, she delivers top-tier content that's both cost-effective and time-efficient. A true asset for any brand looking to elevate their marketing game.”

SHEILA

LEO

STYLING MANAGER FOR NORTH AMERICA NIKE

“Working with Courtney has been an absolute dream. Not only did she bring new and innovative ideas to the table, her laser focus proved that we met deadlines in a timely and productive manner. She is a true workhorse who is as dependable as she is hilarious. I wholeheartedly endorse her professional prowess!”

Frequently Asked Questions

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WHEN CAN I EXPECT TO RECEIVE MY DELIVERABLES?

You tell me. Any way you want it, that’s the way you get it. Like I said. I’m fast, so if it’s an emergency, I can crank it out. But emergencies aside, I like to have enough time for research, strategy and brainstorming. On average, I can have UGC deliverables to you in 4-7 days. Copy is more dependent on the particular project. but I’ve done one day turnarounds for ads, emails and landing pages, so anything is possible.

WHY HIRE YOU?

Because I have over a decade of marketing experience, am so responsible it makes my grandma look like a party animal, and I’m a kooky creative who comes up with those “damn, I wish we had thought of that” type of ideas. With me you get high quality creative, high converting copy, a sense of humor, a strong eye for aesthetics and excellent communication. The best way to put it is, you get what you pay for.

SO YOU’RE A COPYWRITER, A CONTENT CREATOR A COMEDIAN AND AN ENTERTAINER? THAT SEEMS LIKE A LOT (IN GENERAL AND A LOT OF C’S).

Yes. I am a multifaceted creative. Oh, and I was Valedictorian. (My mom says I need to let that one go). I am half ultra responsible, business savvy professional and half creative. Working with me means you get a real life stand up comedian on staff, and a highly trained marketing professional. Unlike most comedians, I love to shower and brush my hair. Must be the pop star in me. All jokes aside, people can be both passionate and talented at more than one thing. I just happen to have a long list of things I’m good at. I’ll tell my parents you say thanks.

LET’s CHAT

You made it this far. Click the button below to book a free call and tell me what you desire. I’m like a magic genie who just wears a lot of black.

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